*twitch*

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.

anorex-chic:

meeow-for-me:

I have chills after reading this post. I literally feel like im going to throw up.. I will always reboot this.

real, actual issues in the world right now

youknowyourebritishwhen:

firebyfire:

thescienceofjohnlock:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

It’s now 100% official and law!

YES

I’m a little worried by “it will allow gay couples to get married in both civil and religious ceremonies”.

Isn’t this forcing religion’s institutes to do something that is against their believes? What happened with separating religion from government?

If the answer for first question is “Yes” then it isn’t victory. 

Certain religious institutes have said they’re happy to allow gay marriage services in their places of worship. So, it’s not forcing anyone as all religions practicing in England and Wales were given the option to opt out if they didn’t want to have them.

The BBC’s FAQ can tell you who is and isn’t participating in gay marriage ceremonies:

people: so what kind of music do you like?
me: ugh it's not that simple

egibbo:

takeonecurtaincall:

lastgreattimewhore:

the-loki-initiative:

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

this is the best rape argument i have ever heard

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nevergiveinneverbackdownn:

unhealthy—habits:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 


…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Sorta love this, it’s like a totally awesome back story/explanation for the screw ups ahaha

nevergiveinneverbackdownn:

unhealthy—habits:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Sorta love this, it’s like a totally awesome back story/explanation for the screw ups ahaha

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thefrogman:

Night Time is Reflecting Time by Joy Ang
[website | tumblr | twitter | deviantart]

[h/t: pleatedjeans]

derpinnism:

OH. MY. GOD.

image

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

0ceanatic:

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is that just me?

one bag to hold them all

thechanelmuse:

Talia Joy Castellano (1999-2013)

It’s ok to mourn her death, but let’s celebrate this 13-year-old makeup guru’s inspirational life.

I love you so much and just remember there is someone who loves you dearly in this world. You are beautiful in every way possible! ♡ Just keep swimming.” - From her final Youtube video